Mr.Open your mouth remove all doubt!

Yep ...I think I will. First of all Michael Moore makes me ill. He is a lying pig, His academy award should be revoked. He is a scum bucket, a sleezoid, a scam artist, a no talent brainless slug, a sorry excuse for a man and a human being,a morally bankrupt whore, a degenerate, a coward,and a spineless jellyfish.

And to top it off with a Shakespherean touch:

Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold. Thou craven full-gorged lewdster! You shall stifle in your own report,and smell of calumny. Oh and this is my favorite one:

Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! So there!

All in fun ey? Ha ha!