Aww how cute! 

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Dan Rather and CBS News must be held accountable for their blatant disregard of the truth and their insistence on standing behind the fraudulent memos.

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Just a little more humor!

A coworker sent this to me today!

Subject: A TOUGH DECISION

A young man was dating three women and had decided it's time to marry and make a decision between the three.

He decided to give them a little test. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money.

The first woman did a total makeover. She went to a fancy beauty salon for a totally new look, got her hair done, new make up and bought several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loved him so much. The man was touched and impressed with her devotion to him.


The second woman went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some beautiful expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she spent all the money on him because she loved him so much. Again, the man was touched and impressed.

The third woman invested the money in the stock market and earned several times the original $5,000. She gave him back his $5,000 a nd reinvested the remaining in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for their future because she loved him so much. Obviously, the man was again touched and impressed.

The man was faced with a difficult decision. He thought a long time about what each woman had one with the money he'd given her and how much each one loved him. Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

Top Ten via David Letterman!

Top Ten Things Dan Rather Would Never Say On The CBS EVENING NEWS
10. I'm Dan Rather, your love anchor
9. Connie, mind if I borrow your mascara?
8. Wanna buy a fake Rolex?
7. And now a report from our White House correspondent, Howie Mandel
6. Maybe Letterman ought to spend some of that big-time TV money on better wigs
5. That's the news, I'm Oprah Winfrey
4. Hey, let's bomb Alaska!
3. Honey, I'll be home soon--have the tequila ready
2. Good evening. I'm Dan Rather and I'm not wearing pants
1. I made that last story up

Acquitted Disney Worker in Trouble Again

This poor guy can't stay out of trouble! 

ORLANDO, Fla. - A Walt Disney World worker who was acquitted of charges he fondled a 13-year-old girl while dressed as Tigger has been suspended again, accused of shoving two people while in a Goofy costume.



His lawyer said the man was just "goofing around because he was Goofy."

Bad! Bad Kitty!!

Oh your a bad Kitty! Bad! Bad Kitty! Bad Kitty! Me thinks me see a slander suit a coming! God I hope so! What tricks will they pull out of thier sleeves next? Oh it's getting ugly people.